The Unbearable Banishment: Voilà. Right before your unbelieving eyes.

Monday, May 13, 2013

Voilà. Right before your unbelieving eyes.

I've seen some things.

While on a search-and-rescue mission down in Florida with the Coast Guard, our boat cut through a large school of flying fish. Dozens of silver fish with insect wings flewflew— just above the surface of the water in every direction.

While in Las Vegas, I bought into a craps game with $100. I took the dice in my hand and rolled for :40 minutes without rolling a seven. I was surrounded by high rollers who made tens of thousands of dollars off of my good fortune. When I finally crapped out, a few of them tossed black chips to me as a tip.

But I've never seen anything more astonishing than the :90 minutes of magic performed by Steve Cohen at the Waldorf Astoria.

I've seen plenty of magicians over the years. Here in New York. Las Vegas. Atlantic City. Both big and small venues. Penn and Teller. Ricky Jay. Chris Angel. David Blaine. A whole slew of unknowns, too. You tend to see the same tricks performed with slight variations. I don't mind the repetition as long as they're executed cleanly and with some panache. I'm a bit of a magic snob, though. It's become hard to impress me in my old age.

Steve Cohen's Chamber Magic is an intimate, close-up show performed in a private suite at the Waldorf Astoria (an art deco masterpiece). It's a quintessential New York City experience that harkens back to an era when people were entertained in their parlors. The audience is small. No children are allowed. In keeping with the surroundings and spirit of the evening, cocktail attire is required.

I love close-up magic. With the audience sitting just a few feet away, only the ninja grand masters of misdirection can pull it off. All the tricks in Cohen's show, save one, were new to me, so the show was remarkably fresh. It's not padded with a lot of pedestrian, off-the-shelf tricks. There's no let-up in the pacing. I'd love nothing more than to detail what I saw—or what I thought I sawbut that would be a disservice to Mr. Cohen and any of you who might be lucky enough to see his show. I'll give you a taste and beg his pardon. If you know how this, or any of his tricks, are executed keep it to yourself. Don't bother to post it in the comments section. It'll be deleted unread. I don't want to know. I NEVER want to know! I can assure you he doesn't use audience plants because I participated and I'm not a plant.

How many times have you seen a magician take three large, silver rings, couple, and then uncouple them? It takes some dexterity but it's a fairly common trick. Cohen's version is more complex. He took my wedding ring and rings from two other audience members, dropped them into a wine glass, swirled them around and when he pulled them out they were linked together in a chain. He brought them over to me so I could confirm that it was my ring in the middle, with the other two linked to it. He then held the rings in his fist above the glass. Asked for quiet. We heard a *click* and my ring dropped out of his fist into the glass. He held up the two rings, which were now connected to one another. He held them in in fist, another click and they dropped in, separated. Amazing. And there's plenty more where that came from, brothers and sisters.

I met him after the show. He's an interesting chap. Fluent in Japanese. Lived in Japan and worked as an interpreter for the Japanese government. He obtained a degree in psychology from Cornell which, he said, helps with his magic. The magic bug bit him at age six when his beloved uncle showed him a few tricks. His audience has included titans of business, politics, entertainment, royalty and, most recently, your humble unbearableness.

See that kettle? That's Think-a-Drink. Guess what it pours? Whatever the hell you tell it to. It defies the laws of time and nature. Needs to be seen to be believed.

Twilight on Park Avenue. The Waldorf Astoria on the left flying the South Korean flag, the Helmsley Building front and center and MetLife (née Pan Am) behind that.


Blogger dinahmow said...

Oh! How wonderful! I am always happy to suspend disbelief for a good magician.Even when I know how it's done.
Thank you,UB, for taking us to magicland.

May 13, 2013 at 10:01 PM  
Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

Ah, you've obviously never seen Paul Daniels, the wig-wearing maestro from Yorkshire. That would have brought you down to earth. Does that kettle pour out stuff without being tilted?

May 14, 2013 at 1:56 AM  
Blogger OldLady Of The Hills said...

That ring trick sounds absolutely FANTASTIC! I LOVE close-up and personal Magic....I think it is a brave Magician who does this.....And I love that it is at The Waldorf....!
A perfect Evening!! I don't know how any of it is done and I really believe in the Magic of it all.....!

May 14, 2013 at 3:39 AM  
Blogger The Unbearable Banishment said...

I am an excellent audience. I'm always willing to completely suspend disbelief and buy into whatever the artist is putting out there, be it a film, music, painting, whatever. Especially in the case of magic. I'm all in and don't want to know how it's done.

May 14, 2013 at 6:41 AM  
Blogger The Unbearable Banishment said...

I Googled Daniels. A long and illustrious career. Never heard of him but he looks like the real deal. A staunch political conservative. Said David Blaine was "not very original." I wonder if envy plays into that?

The kettle does not pour itself. You tell it what you want to drink and it serves it up. Fascinating.

May 14, 2013 at 6:46 AM  
Blogger The Unbearable Banishment said...

There are some great magicians out in L.A. along with The Magic Castle, a world-renowned hangout for magicians. It's on my to-do list.

May 14, 2013 at 6:50 AM  
Anonymous daisyfae said...

so, how do i get tickets!?!?!?

May 14, 2013 at 7:12 AM  
Blogger The Unbearable Banishment said...

There's a link in the post. "Steve Cohen's Chamber Magic". Fourth paragraph or something like that? Not cheap but not outrageously expensive, either. Jacket and tie for the Mr. Totally worth it.

May 14, 2013 at 7:25 AM  
Blogger savannah said...

at dinner last night we were talking about the excitement of living in a MAJOR city and, of course, the only city we ALL agreed on was NYC. the choices of activities at any given moment, on any given day is the difference between a town and a CITY! i would so love to sit in the audience to watch his Chamber Magic! xoxoxox

May 14, 2013 at 7:56 AM  
Blogger The Unbearable Banishment said...

I'd like to live in a MAJOR city too! Unfortunately, I'm banished to New Jersey. I'm not complaining, though. At least I get a taste. You'd be shocked at how many people who live in the city never take advantage of it. Never go to a show. Never visit a museum or the observation deck of the Empire State Building. They get too wrapped up in their tiny tide pools and can't see the ocean.

May 14, 2013 at 8:08 AM  
Blogger mapstew said...

What a wonderful experience! :¬)

May 14, 2013 at 8:31 AM  
Blogger The Unbearable Banishment said...

You're not kidding, brother. And it kind of fell into my lap. It makes me wonder what ELSE is out there that I'm unaware of!

May 14, 2013 at 8:36 AM  
Blogger OldLady Of The Hills said...

Indeed! The Magic Castle is right below me. I live up in the Hills above it----I have been there any number of times way in the past, when I could still go out into the world---And, in fact, saw a number of wonderful Magicians in a small setting, similar to the one you described. Milt Larson, who is still very involved there, was a close friend of a friend. If you make it out here, I have a very good pal who is on the Board....! And....if you do come to L.A., I could meet you, too!

May 14, 2013 at 2:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello - I clicked on your gravatar via Madame Weeble's comment section. I just wanted to say how much I have enjoyed reading your archives - your posts contain so much culture (the art/sculptures/concerts/plays), gorgeous photography, and interesting stories. Up until now, the blogs I regularly read have all been authored by women. It's refreshing to read a man's accounts of raising daughters (I have four of my own), along with male perspective on other topics. Plus, I was born in New Jersey (GO DEVILS!!!), and have scads of Italian relatives residing there. This went longer than I intended, but I look forward to learning more. Cheers! ~Alice

May 15, 2013 at 12:41 AM  
Blogger dinahmow said...

Better than riding bikes in Central Park, d'you think? I'd be in. Course, I'd have to buy a frock...

May 15, 2013 at 3:51 AM  
Blogger Pat said...

You mean to say you removed your wedding ring?
And you didn't die?

The kettle trick I'd love to see -'specially if one can sample.

Smashing photie.

May 15, 2013 at 6:29 AM  
Blogger The Unbearable Banishment said...

Hello, Alice. Welcome to the show. Glad to see you here. Lady blogs are all very nice, but I'm happy to see you spread your wings a bit. A little bit of male perspective can go a long way. Four daughters means you are badly outnumbered. My bride and I prefer a 1:1 ratio. Please spread the Unbearable gospel. I dream of one day having the numbers that Mme. Weebles enjoys.

May 15, 2013 at 7:09 AM  
Blogger The Unbearable Banishment said...

I removed my wedding ring, handed it to him, and he made a quip about seeing "K-Mart" inscribed inside. Ha-ha. Re: Think-a-Drink. Whomever was participating in that trick was allowed to sample what came out. The proof is in the tasting!

May 15, 2013 at 7:11 AM  
Blogger The Unbearable Banishment said...

Listen, dear. You're going to be here for a length of time that will allow you to do BOTH. It'd be a pity to miss out on either activity.

May 15, 2013 at 7:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now this is something I would really like to see....wonder if he will ever come to Cleveland.

May 15, 2013 at 12:21 PM  
Blogger The Unbearable Banishment said...

It's a long road from The Waldorf to Cleveland but you never know.

May 15, 2013 at 12:51 PM  
Anonymous paulo1 said...

1) What's a black chip worth, and
2) I thought rolling a seven or an eleven was what you were after, n'est pas?? and finally
3) I played craps about a hundred years ago in a Canadian Legion ( totally illegal but what can you do? ) and all I remember was that I put down a twenty, threw the dice about three or four times and then was given the bums rush because they either added up wrong or right or something! I decided then and there, ' it just ain't your game'.

May 15, 2013 at 7:36 PM  
Anonymous paulo1 said...

Well that's as clear as mud, as my sainted Father used to say. So if you roll a five on the come-out roll and you avoid the seven for the next twenty rolls but you roll all kinds of other numbers, you're winning or losing or just hanging onto the dice or are you waiting for another five?I feel the darkness drawing in, Mother, are you there?

May 15, 2013 at 8:14 PM  
Blogger The Unbearable Banishment said...

1) 1 black chip = $100.

2) Rolling 7 or 11 is a winner at the start of the game (the come-out roll). Once you establish a point, the game is to roll the point BEFORE rolling a 7. For instance, if you roll a 5 on the come-out roll, that becomes the point. Roll another 5 before rolling a 7 = winner! Rolling a 7 before hitting the point = good-bye twenty. See?

3) Do not play craps. Nothing good can come from it.

May 15, 2013 at 9:33 PM  
Blogger The Unbearable Banishment said...

If all you have your money on is the point (in this example, the five) then you're just hanging out throwing numbers until either a five or a seven comes up. Don't get me started on all the side and proposition bets you can place in the meantime. I'll be here all night.

May 15, 2013 at 9:40 PM  
Blogger Ellie said...


May 18, 2013 at 5:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's a lot to enjoy in this one UB. I like the idea of private (or small, intimate) musical experiences. Democracy is sometimes inimicabale to musical enjoyments, I find. People should treat music with some respect, and they should take the time to learn the codes of behaviour. It's not about snobbery--it's precisely the opposite: making the event enjoyable and special for everyone.

May 19, 2013 at 10:33 AM  
Blogger Eryl said...

I need that kettle!

The whole show sounds fantastic, I hope he's delighted with your review, because if he ever comes to the UK I'll definitely go and see him.

May 23, 2013 at 12:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We saw Steve Cohen too, he's amazing, isn't he? That teapot thing blew me away. He poured a margarita, orange juice, and a Coke! I've seen a bunch of magicians/illusionists/mentalists/whatever as well, but this was really different.

So I went home and tried to pour a martini from my own teapot. It didn't work. At first I was encouraged because a clear liquid came out but it was just water. Disappointing.

May 23, 2013 at 12:06 PM  
Blogger The Unbearable Banishment said...

It's a really unique environment, but it's not the only small venue to see a magic act in Manhattan. There's another one down in Greenwich Village that has a magic show every Monday night. Small audience but sometimes cheesy acts.

May 23, 2013 at 12:32 PM  
Blogger The Unbearable Banishment said...

I know he travels but I don't think on a regular basis. Check his web site. Once more reason for you to visit NYC!

May 23, 2013 at 12:33 PM  
Blogger The Unbearable Banishment said...

No way! You saw him too!? That's fantastic. We're practically related, you and I. I have a small inkling of how he performs the teapot trick but will keep it to myself.

May 23, 2013 at 12:35 PM  

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