The Unbearable Banishment: More Names for Sarah Palin's Kids

Saturday, August 30, 2008

More Names for Sarah Palin's Kids

Thud
Matrix
Wishlist
Gesundheit
Tok
Xanthate
Beelzebub
Carl

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot Frodo, Neo and Hannah (that's Montana).

August 30, 2008 at 10:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't forget "BeatMe" and "FuckTard"...

August 30, 2008 at 11:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...and so you see, names are given in our culture based on an event or vision at the time of conception.

For example, your sister was named "Wind in the Willows" because, as she was conceived, your mother and I lay by the river and brisk wind came up shaking the willow leaves above our heads.

Anyway, why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking?"

August 31, 2008 at 11:56 AM  
Blogger The Unbearable Banishment said...

annie & daisy: The list and the abuse is, thankfully, endless.

tome: Now, THAT'S funny! Thanks!

August 31, 2008 at 3:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know of someone who named their baby Matrix :-(

September 1, 2008 at 5:41 PM  
Blogger AM said...

did you know that Palin's husband is an "award-winning snowmobile racer," according to wikipedia? all that brain freeze...could have something to do with those funny names.

September 3, 2008 at 12:38 PM  

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