The Unbearable Banishment: the worst job on earth?

Sunday, March 29, 2009

the worst job on earth?

I found this beauty while perusing the want ads:

Label Room Coordinator: New Jersey. Manage inventory of labels. Recv. labels from PO's Issue/return labels to/from packaging work centers. Create/print labels & UPC codes for colognes/cosmetics/lotions.

Oh, my God! It's as if Dickens was having a nightmare about Kafka reading Bukowski's Factotum.

Tell the little ones to stay in school.

6 Comments:

Blogger Jimmy Bastard said...

That's the spirit my friend.. lift yourself up with laughter. It'll do you no harm at all.

So... who do I apply to for this label shenannigans?

March 29, 2009 at 2:51 AM  
OpenID daisyfae said...

i suppose there's a worse position: Assistant label room coordinator.

a butt boy's butt boy...

March 29, 2009 at 10:55 AM  
Blogger kyknoord said...

How about Senior Label Room Coordinatior? Always worrying about butt boy and his assistant gunning for your job.

March 29, 2009 at 12:35 PM  
Blogger Beverly Hamilton Wenham said...

Happy to see you laughing!
See it could be worse. Out there somewhere is a guy saying, "finally the perfect job for me!" And it's not a guy who gets Kafka.

March 30, 2009 at 12:43 AM  
Anonymous popomatic Jeff said...

What type of organization has an entire room dedicated to labels?

March 30, 2009 at 9:28 AM  
Blogger A Free Man said...

Oh, I don't know. I can think of worse. Anything that involves cleaning bodily fluids for example.

April 1, 2009 at 6:37 PM  

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