The Unbearable Banishment: Doctor, My Eyes

Monday, April 7, 2008

Doctor, My Eyes

I was given the following medical report from 6 year-old daughter:

“Doree had to go to the eye doctor and she said they put drops in her eyes that steamed like hot lava.”

OH, MY GOD! What kind of animal would do that to a child?! That’s what happened to the Nazi’s in “Raiders of the Lost Ark” who looked at the Ark of Covenant once it was opened. Their eyes melted. I’m going to report him to the AMA. That cruel bastard.


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