The Unbearable Banishment: the worst job on earth?

Sunday, March 29, 2009

the worst job on earth?

I found this beauty while perusing the want ads:

Label Room Coordinator: New Jersey. Manage inventory of labels. Recv. labels from PO's Issue/return labels to/from packaging work centers. Create/print labels & UPC codes for colognes/cosmetics/lotions.

Oh, my God! It's as if Dickens was having a nightmare about Kafka reading Bukowski's Factotum.

Tell the little ones to stay in school.


Blogger Barlinnie said...

That's the spirit my friend.. lift yourself up with laughter. It'll do you no harm at all.

So... who do I apply to for this label shenannigans?

March 29, 2009 at 2:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i suppose there's a worse position: Assistant label room coordinator.

a butt boy's butt boy...

March 29, 2009 at 10:55 AM  
Blogger kyknoord said...

How about Senior Label Room Coordinatior? Always worrying about butt boy and his assistant gunning for your job.

March 29, 2009 at 12:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy to see you laughing!
See it could be worse. Out there somewhere is a guy saying, "finally the perfect job for me!" And it's not a guy who gets Kafka.

March 30, 2009 at 12:43 AM  
Anonymous popomatic Jeff said...

What type of organization has an entire room dedicated to labels?

March 30, 2009 at 9:28 AM  
Blogger A Free Man said...

Oh, I don't know. I can think of worse. Anything that involves cleaning bodily fluids for example.

April 1, 2009 at 6:37 PM  

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