The Unbearable Banishment: spooky message in my meat

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

spooky message in my meat

This is New Jersey:

This is the London broil that I grilled over the weekend:

It's not up there with seeing Christ's face in the melted snow of a mountainside or the Virgin Mother in the plaster cracks, but it did give me a start. It was like eating one of my own.


Blogger A Free Man said...

Dude, as much as I love a good steak, if it looked like the 'Garden' State. I'd have trouble choking it down - I'd be convinced it was full of toxic chemicals and dead mafioso!

June 16, 2009 at 7:16 AM  
Blogger The Unbearable Banishment said...

AFM: Ha! Funny! Way to reduce an entire segment of society to a stereotype.

Oh...waitaminute...I just did the exact same thing in my last post! If you can't beat 'em, etc.

June 16, 2009 at 7:22 AM  
Anonymous Rob said...

Laughing @ A Free Man's comment!

That is simply a huge chunk o' cow. My colon is knotting up just looking at it.

Maybe the message is that NJ will "cook" due to "global warming"?

June 16, 2009 at 8:54 AM  
Blogger Jimmy Bastard said...

Look closer my friend at your meat.. no.. the one on the screen.

It's a dead ringer for the country of Ireland.

Right about now I could just eat half of Co Kerry with some fried onions and a big dod of soda bread.

June 16, 2009 at 8:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny you relate your food to your state...
When you ask a person from Michigan where they live they never tell you. They just hold thier hand up like a mitten and point to the nearest blood vessel.

June 16, 2009 at 10:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i ate a sausage that looked like florida. come to think of it, all sausages look like florida...

June 16, 2009 at 11:35 AM  
Blogger monyaka_a said...

Haha, that is funny.

By the way, what do you plan on doing for your big birthday coming up?

June 16, 2009 at 12:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you've convinced me!

June 17, 2009 at 5:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is one huge steak. Did you start in the north and work your way south or vice versa?

June 17, 2009 at 7:22 AM  
Anonymous Jodi said...

The Garden Steak.

June 19, 2009 at 1:08 PM  
Blogger Ellie said...

That is hysterical.

June 19, 2009 at 3:30 PM  
Blogger Blues said...

Hilarious. Cannibalism.

July 7, 2009 at 4:01 PM  

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