post for A Free Man / yankee blues
This post is for A Free Man who is in Australia. It’ll probably only be of interest to him, those who cannot stand the New York Yankees and those readers who never tire of my biting sarcasm.
I don’t know if the news made it down under, but I wanted to make sure you knew that Tommy Hanson, rookie pitcher for your Braves, pitched a shutout against the Yankees the other night. The mighty Yankees, with a payroll bigger than the GDP of some small nations, tucked their tails between their vaginas and lost to a young kid from Atlanta.
Alex Rodriguez ($275 million) is hitting an anemic .143 in June. He usually waits until October to put up numbers like that. Pitcher C.C. Sabathia ($161 million) only threw 35 pitches in he last outing because his bicep was sore. I thought he might have hurt it trying to fasten his seat belt around his ever-expanding gut, but my friend thinks he might have twisted it while trying to lift his wallet. Pitching ace phenom Chien-Ming Wang (one year @ $5 million) is 0-6. The list is endless. Isn’t that just too funny?!
My Indians are horrific this year but if the Yankees maintain this blistering pace, the season won’t be complete wipeout.
I don’t know if the news made it down under, but I wanted to make sure you knew that Tommy Hanson, rookie pitcher for your Braves, pitched a shutout against the Yankees the other night. The mighty Yankees, with a payroll bigger than the GDP of some small nations, tucked their tails between their vaginas and lost to a young kid from Atlanta.
Alex Rodriguez ($275 million) is hitting an anemic .143 in June. He usually waits until October to put up numbers like that. Pitcher C.C. Sabathia ($161 million) only threw 35 pitches in he last outing because his bicep was sore. I thought he might have hurt it trying to fasten his seat belt around his ever-expanding gut, but my friend thinks he might have twisted it while trying to lift his wallet. Pitching ace phenom Chien-Ming Wang (one year @ $5 million) is 0-6. The list is endless. Isn’t that just too funny?!
My Indians are horrific this year but if the Yankees maintain this blistering pace, the season won’t be complete wipeout.
posted by The Unbearable Banishment at
4:52 AM
3 Comments:
soooooo.... the millions wasted on the new stadium was worth it then?
Oh, you are cruel. LOL.
Awesome!
Do you know what's weird? I stopped to get a donut on the way to work the other day and the Braves-Yankees games was on in the shop - they show baseball early in the morning here. I had a few minutes to kill, so I watched the second inning. I thought that the Braves pitcher - who I'd not heard of - looked pretty good.
It was the game you describe, I'm almost sure!
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