My Satanic child
The first step in dress design is, of course, cutting cloth. And since they look like bolts of unspooled fabric, why not start on our priceless dining room curtains? Just look at those lines! They're perfect. Here's the left curtain:
And for the sake of uniformity, she also tailored the right.
Mrs. Wife put her on the phone:
Me: Did you cut our curtains?
3-YOD: Yes, Daddy! Wait 'til you see it!
I wasn't quite sure how to take that.