A day at the drunken races

We like to take the girls to the local thoroughbred track a few times over the course of the racing season. Monmouth Park (The Shore's Greatest Stretch) is actually a pretty big deal in the racing community. The Breeder's Cup is held there on a regular basis.

Horse people are an economically diverse bunch. They're either hat people or track people. The hat people own horses. The well-heeled wives wear wide-brimmed hats, smile big toothy grins, and greet one another with air kisses. Some [actually, many] are cosmetically enhanced. The husbands wear pastel jackets and pinky rings. They seem to be a happy bunch. They sit in the clubhouse. We don't ever sit in the clubhouse, so the only time we ever see hat people, is when they come down from their lofty perch to have their photos taken in the winner's circle with the jockey and the horse.

We'll usually sit outside with the track people. Track people are grinders. They are there to make money. So are the owners, of course, but the track people seem to need it a hell of a lot more than the hat people.


There's a thread that runs through track people that ties them all together. There is a common element. Aside from horses and $2 bets, they have an affinity for the drink.


(This one was a loser. They all were.)


Some of them drink beer for breakfast. I don't think this guy is kidding.

That's his son playing in the dirt. I'll bet he'd like some attention from dear old dad. I wouldn't say I was anti-alcohol but, like organized religion, it should be used in moderation. Too much of either is a bad thing.

This is the tattoo du jour. She had the footprints of her newborn tattooed onto her leg. I've never seen that before, so she get a point for originality. Seriously. Do you know how difficult it is to do something totally original?

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Mrs. Wife was out last night and I put The Daughters to bed. About :30 minutes after tucking her in, 3-Year Old got up and said her chin hurt. (?!?!) It was a ruse, of course, so I took her back to her room, sat down in the rocking chair, she curled up in my lap and I rocked her for a while.

She'll be four in about three weeks and I realized that that was probably the last time I'll ever rock her to sleep. She usually goes to bed without a problem and if something is wrong, she'll call Mrs. Wife. So that was it. I'll never rock her to sleep again. I haven't rocked 8-Year Old to sleep for years and years. I can't remember that last time I did. It just slipped away without my noticing. Nothing last forever. Not the good stuff and, thankfully, not the bad stuff either.