The Unbearable Banishment: Two ladies

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Two ladies

Did you happen to see the covers of last month's Vanity Fair? It was two black and white photos of Farrah and Michael in the exact same pose. It's an interesting juxtaposition.

It was clever and weird and a little sad. I'm sure they each had their pictures taken thousands of times and since there are a finite number of poses you can strike, it stands to reason that you can find two similar pics of these two. Vanity Fair should have gone for the trifecta and dug out a black and white glam shot of Ed McMahon with his arms crossed.

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Keyword activity used for a recent hit on my blog:

does giving head make you sick

I can assure you that I have NO information about that! You'll not find ANY medical advice on my blog that concerns the ingestion of any bodily fluids.

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I'm having some personnel problems at A Company Called Malice, Inc. I need some money. I need a LOT of money. I need so much money, that I don't ever have to go into work again. How do I do that?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

"does giving head make you sick"

i suppose so, if you're giving it to an animal... get therapy, honey.

September 15, 2009 at 6:57 AM  
Blogger Sid said...

well you could write a best seller about vampires or wizards or hobbits ...

September 15, 2009 at 7:01 AM  
Blogger mapstew said...

Have you tried singing?

I'm feckin' loaded!


September 15, 2009 at 8:47 AM  
Blogger ~E said...

"I can assure you that I have NO information about that! You'll not find ANY medical advice on my blog that concerns the ingestion of any bodily fluids."

Are you sure about that? Don't make me go on a quest to find proof!

September 15, 2009 at 1:29 PM  
Blogger Please Don't Eat With Your Mouth Open said...

Re: the last conundrum: Threaten the inland revenue?

September 15, 2009 at 3:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you figure out the money thing, please let me know. ASAP!

September 15, 2009 at 4:29 PM  
Blogger Ellie said...

Maybe we bloggers need to arrange an Ocean's Eleven type of scenario. I would like to never work again too. Franklin's in. Others?

September 15, 2009 at 4:36 PM  
Blogger The Unbearable Banishment said...

Daisy: I agree. What's the hang-up? (But it's not for me, thank you.)

Sid: I think all I have in me is a bunch of blog posts.

Map: Unfortunately, you need a modicum of talent to sing. I have not.

E: If I knew something I'd say something. I've got nuthin'.

Jo: Or wait for my surprise tax refund like some people I know.

HIF: If something works out I'll do a post about it.

Ellie: Isn't that the dream we all have? God, if only...

September 15, 2009 at 6:55 PM  
Blogger tennysoneehemingway said...

sell your blog to a publishing company. Oh right, you have to ALREADY be famous and rich to do that. Sorry.

September 16, 2009 at 12:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surprisingly, that's the sort of keyword activity I attract

September 16, 2009 at 4:47 AM  

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