The Unbearable Banishment: Further Evidence that Fashionistas Are Idiots

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Further Evidence that Fashionistas Are Idiots

According to a New York Times Article:

It’s No Boo-Boo: Bandages as Fashion Accessories

WHEN Nicholas James Brown prepares to go out for cocktails at the Tribeca Grand or to a clambake in the Hamptons, he sticks on a few boldly patterned Band-Aids by the Brazilian fashion designer Alexandre Herchcovitch.

… the colorful strips are an important accessory, and he’s careful to coordinate them with his Kris Van Assche sweater or his Balenciaga bag.


Do I need to just lighten up? You can tell me. I won’t be offended. But they seem take this very seriously, which feeds my nausea. Sometimes I wonder why I still live here.

4 Comments:

Blogger LizSara said...

I believe the word

Muppets

should replace fashionista's in your title

sticking plasters for fashion, honestly. I'd say only in America but we have Amy Winehouse's beehive

August 7, 2008 at 9:38 AM  
OpenID daisyfae said...

criminy. emphasis on the "crime" part of that... these people should be locked away. they are a pox on society. no wonder the rest of the world hates us...

August 7, 2008 at 1:48 PM  
Blogger mjp said...

There is a French word for people who buy designer band-aids and coordinate them with their fabulous outfits: les douchebags.

Or is that something they carry their adorable miniature Schnauzers in? I can never get that straight...

August 7, 2008 at 2:14 PM  
Anonymous JustinS said...

These guys are sooooo 2002. I mean, Nelly was sporting that stupid ass bandage on his face years ago.*

Me? I'm on the cutting edge of shit-you-find-in-the-medicine-cabinet fashion. Take my word for it: in 2008, it's all about Tampon Earrings. Come on, they already have that string for a reason.

*And he looked like a fucktard then, too.

August 7, 2008 at 6:09 PM  

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