Planting a Seed

Stop your messing around
Better think of your future
Time you straighten right out
Creating problems in town

Stop your fooling around
Time you straighten right out
Better think of your future
Else you’ll wind up in jail

There ya go. If you know that song—a bouncy, cheerful melody wrapped around an ominous message to Rudy—it will now play over and over inside your head for the rest of the day. No need to thank me. Best trombone solo ever.